Unicorn Society of America issues warning to Dragon’s Lair and Mermaid Cove candle fans worldwide.
To: Dragon’s Lair and Mermaid Cove Candle Purchasers
To Whom It May Concern,
It has come to our attention via letters, emails and countless social media platforms that there has formed a dark cloud over our happy unicorn rainbows. These clouds, known as “Dragon’s Lair” and “Mermaid Cove“, shall be henceforth referred to as “Wannabes”. These Wannabes have infringed upon our well deserved and hard earned notoriety of being “the” mystical amazing candle with which few rival. We alone have stood out among other fantasy creatures as the “go to” candle for many years. Our glittery top combined with amazing cotton candy fragrances induce untold happiness for all noses that encounter us. If smiles were a crime we would have received a life sentence at this point – guilty-as-charged I dare say. This brings us to these Wannabes. Amazing citrus notes? Boring. Soothing and exotic sea salt & orchid? Who writes these things – sigh. Clearly the wool has been stuffed up many a nose and it is time to retire your “top sellers” and focus on your much neglected creatures of horned magnificence. Are you not aware of OUR magical capabilities? You shall soon find out if you do not cease and desist all focus upon your “best sellers” and return our flowing sugary manes to its once majestic existence. Frankly, we’re hurt and feel abandoned. Have you no compassion?! These Wannabes have horned in on our turf for far too long so for the love of glitter – please stop!
Outreach Specialist at Unicorn Society of America
Many may deny the existence of these magnificent animals, but we know better. Here at our own Shining Sol stables, we raise our unicorns from birth. They frolic through fields of cotton candy and enjoy daily jaunts over triple rainbows that form around our headquarters! Share in their happiness with this cotton candy scented candle complete with unicorn sparkles on top.
Each Unicorn Tale candle has it’s own unique blend of purple, green and teal swirls/layers.
100% All Natural Soy Wax (burns clean).
Wood Wicks (crackles when it burns).
All components are Made in the U.S.A.
Large Candle (18 fl. oz.): 70-90 hours
Medium Candle (9 fl. oz.): 50-60 hours
Tumbler Candle (8.5 fl. oz.): 50-55 hours
Large Tin (6.25 fl. oz.): 35-40 hours
Small Tin (2.75 fl. oz.): 25-30 hours